BOJACK
For When You're Galloping Through Existential Dread

The official cryptocurrency of self-loathing, bad decisions, and that thing you do where you sit in the shower for way too long thinking about your life.

Solana Token Contract Address

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"It gets easier... Every day it gets a little easier... But you gotta do it every day — that's the hard part."

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Sad Horse Mode

What is $BOJACK?

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The Lore

$BOJACK was born from late-night binges, questionable life choices, and the existential void we all try to fill with memes and cryptocurrency.

Like BoJack himself, this coin is a beautiful disaster—equal parts hilarious and heartbreaking, with just enough self-awareness to make you question your investment decisions.

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Why $BOJACK?

In a world of dog coins and frog tokens, $BOJACK brings something different: a horse token that's as emotionally complex as it is financially irresponsible.

This isn't just a memecoin—it's a lifestyle. A terrible lifestyle, but a lifestyle nonetheless.

"I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!"

- BoJack Horseman, probably

$BOJACK Features

Nap Stack

Nap Stack

Stake your $BOJACK to earn more $BOJACK while you sleep (or stare at the ceiling contemplating your life choices).

Free Regrets

Free Regrets

Regular airdrops to remind you that nothing in life is free, especially not your dignity.

BojAid

1% of transactions go to mental health charities because we're self-aware enough to know we need help.

Tokenomics

Simple & Clean

SUPPLY 1BN - 0% TAX

No complicated tokenomics, no hidden fees. Just pure, unfiltered BoJack energy.

"That's the problem with life... You either know what you want and don't get it, or get it and then don't know what you want."

- Diane Nguyen, on cryptocurrency

Roadmap to Nowhere

Phase 1: Sad Horse Mooning

Launch the token, establish initial liquidity, and begin our journey of self-destruction and occasional growth. Just like BoJack's career.

Phase 2: Hollywoo HODL

Get listed on small exchanges, develop our community features, and try to convince people this isn't just another memecoin (it is).

Phase 3: Existential Pump

Achieve temporary success, question whether it means anything, then have an emotional breakdown while the charts go sideways.

Phase 4: Back in the 90's

Nostalgia marketing campaign where we pretend everything was better in the past, just like BoJack does with his Horsin' Around days.

Phase 5: View from Halfway Down

Either achieve legendary status or fade into obscurity. Either way, we'll have learned something about ourselves. Probably.

The Herd

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"When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."

- Wanda Pierce, on chart analysis